mjolnerding:

thestraggletag:

egobus:

I want a movie about greek gods where hades isn’t the antagonist

By all accounts the antagonist in every Greek Gods movie should be Zeus’s dick. Nothing else causes as much murder and mayhem.

Where Hades is confused why everyone swears…

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reginasmom:

i could not consciously go to bed tonight without reblogging this

reginasmom:

i could not consciously go to bed tonight without reblogging this

(Source: barfzuckerburg)

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loser-fish:

Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing

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avenger-doctor-castiel-holmes:

jfc there was some kids across the lake looking at my house so I decided (because my hair was stringy and wet and my shirt was white) to stare out the window all creepy like and all of a sudden a fuCKING IMPALA DRIVES DOWN THE ROAD BEHIND THEM I THINK I STARTED THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES OF A SUPERNATURAL EPISODE

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thranduil-the-elven-king:

danglingthpider:

lindefishway:

John is not wearing his wedding ring! i repeat JOHN IS NOT WEARING HIS WEDDING RING!

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maybe it kept turning him invisible

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fuckyeah-nerdery:

thescienceofjohnlock:

sherlocksaysjawn:

kriskenshin:

imalloutofmilk:

Definition of College life.

I thought that was Spock

Even Spock can’t handle this illogical shit

I saw Spock too

Kirk: “Is he dead, Bones?”
McCoy: “No, but with all that student debt he’ll owe, he may as well be.”

fuckyeah-nerdery:

thescienceofjohnlock:

sherlocksaysjawn:

kriskenshin:

imalloutofmilk:

Definition of College life.

I thought that was Spock

Even Spock can’t handle this illogical shit

I saw Spock too

Kirk: “Is he dead, Bones?”

McCoy: “No, but with all that student debt he’ll owe, he may as well be.”

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crabbyjammies:

capitalistpropaganda:

"what’s the worst that could happen? I’ll be TOO cool?" I say as I strap the rocket blasters to my heelys

(Source: walmarts)

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popemorose:

hornyteen1936:

the baby boomer culture: how an entire generation literally will not shut up about young people doing things they enjoy

The Divorce Culture: how an entire generation couldn’t keep it together, and forgot how to not project their insecurities onto children.

popemorose:

hornyteen1936:

the baby boomer culture: how an entire generation literally will not shut up about young people doing things they enjoy

The Divorce Culture: how an entire generation couldn’t keep it together, and forgot how to not project their insecurities onto children.

(Source: yvngpharrell)

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laysomeskinontheskatkat:

Puget Sound Garter Snake, is best known for it’s distinct bright blue scales.

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